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Grappige quotes

Berichtdoor Loonin » 01 Jun 2009, 18:22

Uit TV-shows, van vriendjes, uit een boek, ...


Andy: He doesn't think you're a racist.
Maggie: He does. He's just seen me say to a black woman, "you're not allowed to sit on this bus". It's like that whole racism-on-a-bus incident all over again.
Andy: The Rosa Parks incident?
Maggie: It wasn't in a park. It was on a bus.

Dullard: It's a wonderful gift, that. Laughter.
Andy: Yeah, the gift that keeps on giving as well. Anyway, I've got to go and slash my wrists.
Tokyo Police Club schreef:Our robot masters will know how to clean this mess up, and build a better world for man and machine alike.

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Berichtdoor Tiemen » 01 Jun 2009, 18:25

Aaah, Extras. Veel te cool.
Throughout history my misanthropy always has been grander then thine.

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Berichtdoor BIG BABY JESUS » 01 Jun 2009, 18:30

Is dit niet ongeveer hetzelfde als het citaten-topic?

*vlucht*

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Berichtdoor Dancet » 01 Jun 2009, 18:31

Eigenlijk wel. Nodig eens tijd dat ik die adminrechten heb. :mofrikaan:
If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.
- John Stewart

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Berichtdoor Saksen-Coburg-Koháry » 01 Jun 2009, 18:38

''Conservatisme en liberalisme zijn uitstervende ideologieen'' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
''I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman” (James VI/I)
"Land skall med lag byggas.'' (Karl XV av Sverige)
''A day without laughter is a day wasted !'' (Charles Chaplin)

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Berichtdoor Loonin » 01 Jun 2009, 18:40

Get your quotes right. Trouwens, het citatentopic staat in cultuur en moet eigenlijk dus iets met cultuur te maken hebben. Ik doe gewoon aan segregatie.
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Berichtdoor Saksen-Coburg-Koháry » 01 Jun 2009, 18:47

Hereby I declare the new Djurgården ferry inaugurated, which will go here between ... eh ... the stops. :)
''I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman” (James VI/I)
"Land skall med lag byggas.'' (Karl XV av Sverige)
''A day without laughter is a day wasted !'' (Charles Chaplin)

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Berichtdoor Chareth Cutestory » 01 Jun 2009, 18:48

Dit kan leuk worden.

Sgt. Brad Colbert: I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.

-- Generation Kill

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Berichtdoor Ronny » 01 Jun 2009, 18:48

Hypnotoad schreef:Is dit niet ongeveer hetzelfde als het citaten-topic?

*vlucht*


Grappige quotes =/=
Praetorian schreef:Generally, one can say that contemporary history is increasingly
dominated by rising demands for subjective singularity quarrels
over language, autonomist demands, issues of nationalism
and of the nation, which, in total ambiguity, express on
the one hand an aspiration for national liberation, but also
manifest themselves in what I would call conservative reterritorialisations
of subjectivity. A certain universal representation
of subjectivity, incarnated by capitalist colonialism in both East
and West, has gone bankrupt although it's not yet possible
to fully measure the scale of such a failure. Today, as everyone
knows, the growth of nationalism and fundamentalism in Arab
and Muslim countries may have incalculable consequences not
only on international relations, but on the subjective
economies of hundreds of millions of individuals. It's the whole
problematic of disarray as well as the mounting demands of the
Third World, the countries of the South, which are thus
stamped with an agonising question mark.

F. Guattari
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Berichtdoor Dancet » 01 Jun 2009, 18:50

Praetorian is funny, in his own special way.
If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.
- John Stewart

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Berichtdoor Saksen-Coburg-Koháry » 01 Jun 2009, 18:53

Een toch wel grappige quote van 400 jaar oud ==> To make the plough go before the horse :D

een quote van James VI
''I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman” (James VI/I)
"Land skall med lag byggas.'' (Karl XV av Sverige)
''A day without laughter is a day wasted !'' (Charles Chaplin)

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Berichtdoor Loonin » 01 Jun 2009, 19:09

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!

Ha.

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Berichtdoor Saksen-Coburg-Koháry » 01 Jun 2009, 19:12

In de gehele context had de quote het wel een zekere graad van grappig zijn :)
''I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman” (James VI/I)
"Land skall med lag byggas.'' (Karl XV av Sverige)
''A day without laughter is a day wasted !'' (Charles Chaplin)

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Berichtdoor Juhrer » 01 Jun 2009, 20:52

Nee.
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Berichtdoor Loonin » 01 Jun 2009, 20:52

Patrick Stewart: You've seen Star Trek: The Next Generation have you?
Andy: I haven't no.
Patrick Stewart: Why your wife won't let you have it on, is it?
Andy: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy: I haven't got a girlfriend, I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you never watch Star Trek?
Andy: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good lord.
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